Best Wife Ever
“I Just felt the soft carpet of your luscious mustache on my lip”
I feel like it’s visibility has really jumped up over the weekend. Raise your hand if you’re not disappointed yet! Bless you, child.
So between me being an idiot and the free tumblr app not posting to the blog I wanted to post to, I posted a photo of myself looking like a mustached jerk on my portfolio tumblr. I’m going to leave it there because my wife re-blogged it and you cant go deleting content off other peoples blogs. Even if they are your spouse.
This is what I wrote: I feel bad that I have put my wife of only a little over a month through this. But alas, it’s initiative that really drives women wild.
I think my stache has made the quantum leap to “somewhat visible” note the mustache pimple right next to my three gandalf hairs. Seriously, three white hairs?
Much like the great sequoia trees of the ancient forest, each follicle has its own special journey.
One weak mustache, get it? DAY 7/8 depending on who’s counting!
also, any bets on wether or not I can beat out last years andy? I think i’m gonna blow me out of the water.
REGAL.
Listen guys i’m not making much progress so this is going to have to suffice for day 4. I might as well just change my shirt and take most of these photos the same day.
Day 3 - I’m going to end up looking like that one kid in middle school that could grow a mustache.
Day 1 - also a preview of day 15.
